The Epitome of Humour

One word. Frasier.

Frasier: I DO NOT HAVE A FAT FACE!Niles: Oh please, I keep wondering how long you're going to store those nuts for winter!Author, Author
Niles: Now order has been restored. By hiring a plumber, that plumber can now afford, say, a Dolly Parton album. Miss Parton can then finance a national tour which will of course come to Seattle, allowing some local promoter to make enough to send his cross-dressing teenaged son to us for $150 an hour therapy. Frasier: To the circle of life. (They clink glasses)Seat of Power

Frasier: Advertising? Isn't that a bit commercial for a psychiatrist?Niles: Said Dr Pot to Dr Kettle.Love Bites Dog
Niles: I know I don't have your total support, but ... how shall I put this?Frasier: You don't care.Niles: If you could work the phrase "rat's ass" in there you'd have it. Mixed Doubles
Martin: For God's sake, Frasier, you're forty-one years old - it's time you learned something. The system ain't perfect - sometimes the bad guy wins. And all those things you thought would be around to help you, the courts and the police department - well, sometimes, they're just not there when you need them, so you can let it eat a hole in your stomach or you can just file it away under the heading "Sometimes life sucks." Frasier: Yeah, well, that file's getting pretty thick!The Crucible
Niles: Those were awful, those family driving vacations. Dad insisting on covering as many miles as possible in a day; the two of us, tiny hostages in the back seat, clutching our car sickness bags, straining to see something out of the window as the landscape whizzed by. I was 13 before I realized cows aren't blurry. Travels with Martin
Frasier: You know the expression "Living well is the best revenge"?Niles: Wonderful expression. I just don't know how true it is, you don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. "Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaked vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well." Seat of Power

Niles: And I stormed out and slammed the door! Of course, it was that fourteenth century Bavarian cathedral door, so I had to get two of the servants to help me, but what it lacked in spontanaity it made up for in resonance. The Last Time I saw Maris

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